I heard the Repulicans want to kidnap Obama and give him the thing Michael Jackson did to make him white. No, it’s true they were really worried about it happening. The only thing is then according to some Democratic strategists if that happened and in addition to being the 1st black president Obama also became the 44th white one, it might actually help him in the polls. So, at this point they’re cool with it either way and secret service is off high alert. I heard the media is keeping watch actually at this point as to Obama possibly getting the surgery himself. No word from strategists on either side whether he would acknowledge this or pass it on as a kidnapping, but hey, you really just never know with these guys.
Kidnapping Threat Joke
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