Success

Here’s how the world works: People with a future beg people without one not to mess things up.

Relationships

Also, I just want to take this time to re-state my assertion that communication is the most important thing in a relationship.

Full House

Do you know the show?  I’ll bet you do!  But I’ll bet you didn’t know that it was supposed to be gay porn, did you?  Yeah, it was initially going to be called: Full House: Asses over Queens.  I heard it ran on E! for two seasons before they went national, then they switched over to ABC and hired the ladies.

Communication

I think that it’s all about communication, especially in a relationship, like between a man and a woman, or a woman and a man, or any other combination.  I mean, if you think about it, how can two people really ever know each other without talking about their feelings and discussing the things that are important to them and that they care about?  I mean, it’s just not possible.  That’s why I think talking is so important for a good relationship.  It’s like, if talking is the walking and your mouth does that, then you don’t even need your legs at all if your head is pointed in the right direction…?

Erasure of racial stereotypes via education for specific racial terminology followed by induced re-association from stereotypical racism to actual meanings and origins

I think alot can be accomplished as such.  Or in other words I think people should know what they mean when they’re making a reference to something racially biased.  And I think if they taught more about that, particularly about the origins and meanings of the words, they could teach people at a young age to associate such terms with what they really mean, which would not only be educational in terms of historic context, but also lend to the erasure of such stereotyping that arises from the common trends of association that now exist and are offensive and counterproductive to race relations and social behavior.

Relationships

I think relationships are about building trust and getting to know one another, and of course most of all about communication.  I mean, when you think about it, it’s not just about sex it’s about love, and love means you have to know the person.  I mean you have to really, really know the person, not just know who they are, not just what they look like, but everything else that really matters.  I mean seriously people, if you think about it relationships are not just about bending over forwards, they’re about bending over backwards.  And if you can do that for each other, you just might have a chance in this crazy world.

Grass

I think we should declare war on grass.  I think it’s about time we acknowledged what the real problem is here, and we all know that it’s time for action.  If you look around, what do you see?  Over-population, poor people, bad economy, etc.  These are the real problems facing our country and the world right now, and where do they all take place?  The city.  Where do they not take place?  Anywhere where there is grass.  Grass is clearly the problem, as it hides out in these remote locations, taking aim at the cities and the majority of the population, and all from a safe distance where we can’t really fight back.  And I think it’s clear when you consider these facts that these little green fuckers are trying to attack and defeat everything we stand for as a nation and a people, and it’s time we fought back.  We can’t just sit around acting like it’s not happening, because they’re small and thin and people walk all over them sometimes.  This is it, it’s the end of mankind if we don’t take action, and it’s not going to be enough to just start smoking more of it.  We need to take these fuckers down this time, one by one, once and for all.  Come on now who’s with me, it’s for our future and that of our children.  Let’s get it on.

Iranians

According to a recent study they’re the friendliest people in the world.  That’s cool and I believe it.  This somewhat concerns me however.  Does this mean we’re the assholes?

Joke Disclaimer

1)First of all that version of the kidnapping joke is much worse than the first one, which I accidentally erased, which sucks and I’m trying to get back.

2)I’d just like to say that as a person who is smart enough to make funny jokes without making fun of people or being mean, I see no reason why there should be anything negative about anyone taken from the previous post, or any other, with respect to the people I reference for the sake of humor, as my jokes are intended to be funny, not insulting.  Only an idiot can only achieve both at the same time.

Kidnapping Threat Joke

I heard the Repulicans want to kidnap Obama and give him the thing Michael Jackson did to make him white.  No, it’s true they were really worried about it happening.  The only thing is then according to some Democratic strategists if that happened and in addition to being the 1st black president Obama also became the 44th white one, it might actually help him in the polls.  So, at this point they’re cool with it either way and secret service is off high alert.  I heard the media is keeping watch actually at this point as to Obama possibly getting the surgery himself.  No word from strategists on either side whether he would acknowledge this or pass it on as a kidnapping, but hey, you really just never know with these guys.